Star Spangled Spatula Wood
It’s snowing outside, thick flakes landing on the cars and evergreens, returning everything to a peaceful stillness.
No wait, it’s a balmy summer evening and you and your friends are jovial, the smells of cut grass and reddening charcoal drift as drink glasses clink. There’s a walnut handle in your grip and something delicious and unhealthy singeing nearby. Breathe in deeply. Can you smell that? That's freedom.
(Freedom also comes in 3 plastic, America-loving colors.)